I never expected a mouse pad to become my most talked-about coworker, but here we are.
Enter the TESSERACT: OLIVEROG by 4D Gaming — a name that sounds less like office equipment and more like a classified NASA project. I’m pretty sure if I say it three times fast, a portal opens and my emails answer themselves.
First impressions: it’s gorgeous. Not “nice for a mouse pad” gorgeous. Just straight-up gorgeous. The design has that high-dimensional, futuristic energy — like it was reverse-engineered from a spaceship dashboard. It sits on my desk radiating quiet main-character energy while I’m over here formatting spreadsheets.
Performance-wise? Flawless. My mouse glides across it like it’s figure skating in the Olympics. Zero drag, zero drama. If my workflow were as smooth as this surface, I’d have been promoted twice by now.
But here’s the real twist: this thing is a social magnet.
People don’t walk past my desk anymore — they pause. They squint. They lean in.
“Whoa, what is that?”
“Is that custom?”
“Where did you get that?”
Meanwhile I’m trying to act casual like, “Oh this? Just my TESSERACT: OLIVEROG.”
As if I didn’t spend 10 minutes perfectly aligning it with my keyboard that morning.
It has officially become:
• 40% mouse pad
• 30% conversation starter
• 20% desk aesthetic upgrade
• 10% unexplained source of confidence
I use it for work, but emotionally, it supports me more than most corporate initiatives ever have.
In conclusion:
If you want productivity, smooth tracking, and the subtle flex of owning something that sounds like it bends space-time, the TESSERACT: OLIVEROG delivers. It’s not just a mouse pad.
It’s a lifestyle
